The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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