when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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