she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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