This girl is more easily done than said...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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