Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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