just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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