O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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