So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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