hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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