All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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