I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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