I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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