I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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