why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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