i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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