There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
BRING THE BAGELS
My ass is underappreciated
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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