Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Come share oat with me in your robe
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
