If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize