Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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