the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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