hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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