He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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