Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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