im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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