when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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