So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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