BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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