Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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