normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Randomize
