Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Randomize
