do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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