Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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