I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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