My room smells like vodka and shame
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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