I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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