He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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