Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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