People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
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