So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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