just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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