how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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