Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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