Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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