Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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