He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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