You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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