I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
He has the fingertips of a God
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