So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
cat food counts as protein by the way
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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