your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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