Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Randomize
