Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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