Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
