Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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